CLOONEY IS TRADING UP!?!?!

50 year old actor George Clooney has broken up with his Italian model girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. Maybe it is because he thinks he can do better. Or maybe it’s because he never could figure out the funky spelling of her name. Frankly, most guys would have just called her “honey” and not worried about the spelling, but Clooney is more picky about the details than most of us. Personally, I would never let spelling get in the way of true love. I guess I’m just a romantic at heart.