GROSS! THE JAPANESE DEVELOP A STINKY REPLACEMENT FOR MEAT.

What did that refrigerator at 1:33 in the video say? Oh, crap! This story has more puns than all of Weinergate!!

The granola hippie website inhabitat.com calls it “a meat alternative made from HUMAN EXCREMENT. Yep, you heard me correctly — Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda has developed a “burger” made from soya, steak sauce essence, and protein extracted from human feces.”

Also, The Guardian is saying that consuming turd burgers would cut CO2 emissions. Realllllly!?!? I think I’d rather eat soylent green than eat that crap.