Some obscure Malaysian astrophysicist will be the contact point if alien life shows up on Earth. CLICK HERE. ^[1] Does that mean they eat him first?!?!? With all the problems plaguing mankind in the world, the UN is focused on THIS? Maybe they should get Stephen Colbert to come speak to a gathering of the UN General Assembly sometime soon.

Meanwhile, Stephen Hawking has warned that signaling space aliens if really, really dangerous. CLICK HERE. ^[2] If you doubt it, just ask the native Americans how that “welcoming strangers to our land” worked out for them.